Paydays of Our Lives - This season could prove to be the wildest of all!

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Welcome to Paydays Of Our Lives

The new season of soap-opera sensation Paydays Of Our Lives is sweeping the world of daytime television. With an all-star cast juggling adultery, murder, the mob, and payday loans, this season will prove to be the hairiest thing since Cousin It. Paydays Of Our Lives is centered around Beau Brits, the all-American beefcake with a heart of gold. Unfortunately, this stud means well but makes bad decisions every step of the way. Beau has managed to impregnate Miss Consuela Gauthier, his French-Maid. What Beau didn't know was that Miss Gauthier, a recent alien abductee, was already involved with a dangerous mobster by the name of Sal Monella.

What a twisted web we weave

The plot thickens as Beau finds out that Miss Gauthier's half-brother, Peter Van Pants, is also in love with her. You see, in season one of Paydays Of Our Lives, Peter was involved in a devastating accident caused by his ex-wife Julie Desiree Joanna Hochberger. As a result, he now has an irreversible amnesia. He has always wanted to be with Miss Gauthier but now, due to his amnesia, he has no recollection of his familial affair with Miss Gauthier, and will stop at nothing to have her. Now Peter is on to them and he has hired a contract killer named Angus O'Reafe to kill Beau in the event that she gets pregnant.

Beau knows!

Beau needs to come up with the money to hire a contract killer for his contract killer on this season of Paydays Of Our Lives. Beau approaches a well-known assassin that goes by the name of Herbie Hancock IV. Unfortunately, Hancock wants too much money and Beau is now in search of a quick way to get some cash. Beau lost his last job when many believed he was responsible for the mysterious death of his boss. Upon his dismissal, his arch nemesis, Sylvain Sylvain, was cast as the lead in the off-Broadway rendition of "Not Without My Daughter,"leaving Beau jobless and devastated.

The return of Appletush and Android Love

Paydays Of Our Lives has plenty of twists and turns this season as Miss Gauthier's ex-husband, Vargas Appletush, returns from prison to claim what is rightfully his. But what Vargas didn't know was that his prison boyfriend, Andy "Android Love" Byrnes, escaped prison and was living among his quiet community. Hellbent on making Vargas his, Andy hires siamese twin assassins named Justin and Jessie to kill Miss Gauthier.

This season of Paydays Of Our Lives could prove to be the wildest of all. What with the simplicity of getting a payday loan, it looks like a few people could be in for some trouble.

Log onto Paydays Of Our Lives to find out how this mess unravels, and to get all the information you need on payday loans. Stay tuned for next weeks installment of Paydays Of Our Lives.