Paydays of Our Lives - Emergency Cash Loans

Emergency Cash Loans - Appletush In The Pants

Everyone came to the annual celebration at the Van Pants compound, for it was a celebration close to all their hearts. 235 years ago on the night emergency cash loans were created by the great great great great great great grandmother of Beau Brits, and while the young stallion would love to host the party his house was simply too small and his French maid - Consuela Cauthier - too pregnant to assist in the festivities. But alas, this is a night for emergency cash loans! Not one for sulking in self-reflection.

Come one come all to the great emergency cash loans celebration!

People began filtering into thew compound right around sunset. First the occupants of the compund itself - Peter Van Pants, his ex-wife JDJ Hochberger, and the center of what was soon to be a turning point for the lives of many, Consuela Gauthier. Soon thereafter beau brits arrived, and the twin killers Jessie and Justin. No violence could be found in their hearts that night, not even when the man who paid them off in emergency cash loans to take care of Miss Gauthier came walking very unexpectedly and very openly into the compound. Peter Van Pants rose to greet this strange bedfellow:

- Everyone! I'd like to introduce you all to my good friend Andy " Andoird Love" Byrnes!

A hushed silence overcomes the crowd. All eyes point toward the prized emergency cash loans to be given away to one glorious winner at teh end of the evening.

- Now now...he may be an escaped convict and serial arsonist, but believe me! His heart is pure and his love for emergency cash loans is sound. He is a friend of the Van Pants clan, and as such I demand your courtesy and respect toward him.

Three cheers for Android Love! Everyone...save one

While the whole town shared in that glorious evening - drinking, feasting, praising the power of emergency cash loans and describing the hopes each of them felt for winning the emergency cash loans at the end of the night, one man stood alone. In the shadows, lurking, sneaking, hidden, eyes darting from one lusted prize to the next - from the emergency cash loans on the table to his one, his only, his Consuela Gauthier. Which was his greater love? If he needed to choose, which would it be? The love of his life or...the passion of his existence. Which was which? Shadow hid, beating himself up over this question and the question of Android Loves unexpected arrival. What was he doing here? How did he escape? But most importantly - what did he want from me?

The moment of truth came earlier than planned.

- In breaking with tradition, I'd like to announce this years winner early. its just so exciting ,and it means...so much for me that this person walks away happy, satisfied and in possession of the greatest gift we know of. Ladies and Gentlemen! This years recipient of the legendary emergency cash loans is...VARGAS APPLETUSH!!!!!

The crowd bursts into confusion. Counsuela Gauthier screams and faints onto the table of honor. And then, from his dark hiding place in the shadows, Vargas Appletush revealed himself. he had made his decision!