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Fast Cash Advance Loans - The Birth Of A Nation

Its a well known fact that the Van Pants fortune did not come from the invention of pants as Peter would like everyone to believe - and it certainly didn't come from Nazi gold as Beau continually declares at town meetings. No, it turns out that Peter's great grandfather was a pioneer in the fast cash advance loans industry. Funny, seeing how his sister/lover Consuela Gauthier is addicted to fast cash advance loans beyond hope - and ripe with child to boot!

A ripe time for fast cash advance loans

But Consuela couldn't care less about her financial difficulties and forever growing dependency on fast cash advance loans. She, more than any other person within the Van Pants compound, is simply confused:

She loves her husband Beau, but she just can't seem to maintain her fidelity
And she loves her half-brother Peter - he gives her a home, loves her tenderly, but his amnesia takes away from the long-term adoration she requires of her men.
And then there is Vargas Appletush - ahh Vargas. Frsh out of prison and more than enough man for a single woman, let alone the ten other harlots Consuela is sure Appletush keeps on the side.

She runs her hands over her bulging belly as if she were counting her fast cash advance loans - expertly, cautiously, numbering the advantages and trying to get tot he very bottom of the single unnerving question setting her mind of fire for the past month. Who is the father of this child!

The candidates

It might be Beau - but the timing is all off. Counsuela used fast cash advance loans to fly the coop all those months ago to avoid his jealous rage. Peter? Not to mention the fact that he's her brother, but she is also convinced his - ahem - virility leaves something to be desired. One to many fast cash advance loans is the guess, and its probably right. That leaves Vargas Appletush. Ahhhh.....Vargas.

Is Vargas the father?

Remembering the way Vargas would buy flowers, candy and a limousine service to bring Consuela to his prison cell - all bought and paid for by fast cash advance loans - makes Consuela's hairs stand on end. What excitement! What high-speed adrenaline and adventure to make fast cash advance loans so glamorous! Vargas is the father of the baby growing inside Consuela Gauthier, but no one can know! Just like no one can know that she is taking out fast cash advance loans right now to pay for the paternity tests! She has the hairs, she has found the doctors - now all she needs is the funds to follow through!