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Fast Cash Advance - A Ruined Surprise!

Two potential killers, each with their own fast cash advance. Beau Brits - all-American hunk just recently dropped from his football team. Angus O'Reafe, personal hitman for Peter Van Pants, watching from the cover of shrubbery. Who will be the first to put their fast cash advance to the test? Who will make the first move and who will end up - gasp! - dead! They sit, Beau watching the bar, expecting O'Reafe to exit at any moment, O'reafe holding his breath, watching, waiting for the exact right moment.

He feels it.

Beau lets down his guard. O'reafe feels the moment coming! Thaaats right boy-o, jes put yer fast cash advance down a wee bit. Old Angus ain't commin' out any time soon. Thats right laddie, jist a little lower. A little lower...NOW!

Its an explosion of fast cash advance activity!

Just at that moment in the great fast cash advance cosmos three incredible things happened:

Angus O'reafe leapt from his hiding place and let fly with 38 throwing stars illicitly purchased with a fast cash advance.
Consuela Gauthier ran straight in between Beau and Angus, pleading with Beau to stop whatever it was he was doing and please just let her live in peace with their child - alone!
Peter Van Pants, watching the whole horrible scene unwind before him, applied for a fast cash advance of his own, purchased some aluminum siding and had it delivered to the middle of the street at the exact moment O'Reafe through his deadly darts!

A scream. A grunt. Metal against metal. Angus bolts from the scene of the crime, enraged, sure he had just killed his boss's half-sister/lover, Consuela Gauthier. Consuela howveer turns around and shrugs at the dimpled sheet of aluminum standing in the road behind her.

- Please Beau! I beg you, for the sake of our child. Forget this whole fast cash advance and end this violence once and for all!

- End? The violence? I don't think so Consuela. My life means nothing without your love, and I won't stop from killing anyone who gets in my way!

- What...what if I told you I loved you? Right now. I...I love you.

- What?

- I love you Beau Brits, is that what you want to hear? More than Sal Monella, more than Peter, more even than Vargas Appletush! I LOVE YOU BEAU BRITS!

That was all Peter needed to hear. He stormed away from the scene, from his love, from the aluminum siding he bought with a fast cash advance to save the life of the woman who just professed her love for another.

Tune in tomorrow to see how a fast cash advance will change the lives of everyone...here! At Paydays Of Our Lives!