Paydays of Our Lives - Fast Cash Advances

Fast Cash Advances Find Their Place

Beau Brits, recently fired from the Houston Texas football team and having only just taken out fast cash advances before learning of his job loss, went to a lawyer for some advice. The lawyer told him everything would be ok - without a payday, Beau's lender could never collect on the loan! The lawyer however turned out to be none other than Beau's arch-nemesis Peter Van Pants!

How ill this faulty information effect Beaus future plans?

Catching a crook with fast cash advances

There was no way Beau could spend his fast cash advances on a celebration party as planned, not after he got fired form the very job he would be celebrating! With his football aspirations dashed Beau turned to his other passion - Consuela Gauthier, his french maid carrying his own seed! More specifically, Beau turns to Peter Van Pants and the hit man hired to kill Beau for impregnating Peter's half-sister-turned-lover Counsuela. So, fast cash advances in town, Beau once again pays a visit to Herbie Hancock IV, the man living in the alley behind Beau's home and is actually a hitman in disguise.

Beau hands Herbie the fast cash advances and tells him to take care of business. Herbie counts the money:

- This isn't enough. $1500? I'll kill a dog, might even whack a gorilla for this much - but a fellow hitman? No dice Mr. Brits, no dice.

- Aww Herbie, but its all I got! Thats all the fast cash advances I can afford now that I'm friggin' out of a job.

- Tell you what - I'll give yu back your $1500, and you can hit O'Reafe. i'll even show you how to do it!

- Promise?

- You bet I promise.

$1500 is all you need to hit a hitman on your own - or is it?

The first thing Herbie made Beau buy for the hit was a case of raw scallops - never, under any circumstances, whack a guy on an empty stomach. They also needed a get away car, some diamond plated razor blades, cool disguises ( as lawyers!) as well as a little hush money for the police. They spent the entire amount available from Beau's fast cash advances, then they drove behind the bar where O'Reafe could always be found drinking, and they waited...and waited...and waited.

But O'Reafe knew something was up. His informants told him Herbie Hancock was in the area spending Beau Brit's latest fast cash advances on all the fixing for a hit, and together with the information gained from his employer Van Pants O'Reafe pretty much just put two and two together, applied for his own fast cash advances and ate his own scallops. Now he sat hidden in some bushes, watching the two men who were watching for him, waiting for just the right moment to make his move and put fast cash advances to the ultimate test - assassination!