Paydays of Our Lives - Fast Cash Loan Offer

Fast Cash Loan Offer - No One Can Refuse

Julie Desiree Joanna Hocheberger - ex-wife and current sometimes lover to Peter Van Pants - was taking one of her mid-afternoon walks through the Van Pants compound. long were her walks, rife with pain and the torment of a lover scorned. The birds in the trees and the blooming flowers were no match for her insatiable melancholy, but - at the entrance to the compound - sat a note: a fast cash loan offer!

A fast cash loan offer? Here? Now? Why?

This was not the first fast cash loan offer JDJ Hochberger had seen in her days - after her ex-husband Peter's accident she chased after more than one fast cash loan offer to pay for his medial bills, continued treatment, and to keep the compound fully functional during his long, depressive absence. But this was the first fast cash loan offer she'd seen in a long, long time, and attached to the offer was a note:

Your days of financial security are numbered! Accept this fast cash loan offer or you will surely be doomed, DOOMED!

- A. Love

Fear in her bones!

JJDJ Hochberger didn't have time to think about how Andy " Android Love" finally found out where peter Van Pants lived, but she knew well enough to tell her estranged husband about the fast cash loan offer immediately. Busting through the front doors of the manse she found him, Peter, and her, his sister Consuela Gauthier. She reclined luxuriantly on a sofa, he at her bare ankles whispering poetic stanzas up into the void beneath her bloomers. JDJ stood for a moment, taking in the heart wrenching, unnatural scene, when Consuela ( the tramp!0 stood up from her lounge and demanded the reason for such an intrusion. JDJ held out the fast cash loan offer. She fell to the ground, Consuela falling quickly thereafter into the pool of feminine bodies now dripping at Peter Van Pant's boots.

Peter feels the rage

Peter reached down and plucked the fast cash loan offer form the limp hand of his ex-wife. He reads. His eyes twitch in rage. This is a fast cash loan offer he simply could not ignore!