Paydays of Our Lives - Fast Cash Loan

Fast Cash Loan - A Birth And A Bond

Consuela and her half-brother Peter van Pants hadn't spoke for months. She and Vargas Apppletush - her ex-con ex-husband - do speak, but mostly with anger and it almost always ends with Vargas taking out a fast cash loan and disappearing for weeks. All she has is Bruce Davidge, this mystery man, this brand new hero that swept into Paydays of Our Lives, and swept up Consuela's heart! Today, they walk around the grounds of Beau Brits' compound - where Consuela works as a french maid - whispering, playing, cooing,wooing...defining and exponding upon their sudden, unexpected love.

- I love you more than the biggest fast cash loan in the world, Consuela. Thats the truth. A fast cash loan simply cannot hold a candle to your beauty.

A love bigger than a fast cash loan

Consuela smiles; he's telling the truth! They continue their walk, beneath eaves and leaves, unaware of secret eyes and jealous hearts. The eyes watch Consuela smile. They look up to the bold, powerful jaw of Brude Davidge. She strokes his hair away from his eyes, presses herself against his firm body, them stops.

Short breath. Clutching hands. Sweat pours from her straining brow. The eyes narrows to enraged slivers.

-Consuela? Consuela what is it? Are you having problems paying back a fast cash loan?

-No, no, thats not it. This is...Bruce I ...I think its happening.

-Whats happening?

-The baby! The baby is coming!

Bruce hesitates, then runs into the orchards!

-Bruce! Where are you going? I need you!

- You don't need me baby, you need a fast cash loan to take care of that ...problem!

-But won't you help?

-It isn't mine!

And he's right. Despite the intensity of their love, they've only known one another for three months - not nearly time enouigh for the baby to be Bruce's. Consuela falls to the pavement in desperation. She calls out, "Help me! Help my child! Help me deliver this precious load! Someone, anyone! I need a fast cash loan!" And as she weeps, suffering through the pain of an unexpected labour and the agony of complete abandonment, a sound of shuffling footsteps approaches her. Consuela moves to look at their source - who could this be giving her a fast cash loan? - but she passes out from exhaustion, her final image a world gone sideways...and a pair of black stiletto heels!

In the hospital, an unexpected surprise

- Madamme Gauthier, the baby is fine. Fortunately for you someone had a fast cash loanready and waiting to pay for this unexpected emergency.

-But who doctor? Who gave me the fast cash loan that saved my child's life? I need to know! I owe them my..my...everything! Doctor! Tell me now!

-Well, why don't I let HER tell you?

The hefty doctor moves aside, and standing behind him - composed, controlled, wearing a kimono and bedecked in all her imperial finery - is none other than Julie Desiree Joanna Hochberger - Peter Van Pants' scorned wife and sworn nemesis to Consuela Gauthier!