Paydays of Our Lives - Faxless Payday Loan

Faxless Payday Loan - Don't Answer That Door!

Knock...knock...KNOCK! Peter Van Pants hears the resonation echo throughout the Van Pants manse, and he rushes down stairs, stands in front of the door, allowing no one to open up for Vargas Appletush.

- What? Do you honestly believe he is here to make merry? Do you believe paying 500% APR for a faxless payday loan is reasonable?

No use speaking against the faxless payday loan

But to no avail. The knocking stops, the women hide and the men stand guard. And Consuela Gauthier - the proud princess of Paydays Of Our Lives - comes silently down the stair case like a phantom, dressed in a new gown bought undoubtedly with the help of a faxless payday loan for just this occasion - the return of her husband, Vargas Appletush.

- Consuela. As your half-brother and current lover I FORBID you from opening that door! Now, return to your drawing room and take off that ghastly piece you bought with a faxless payday loan!

She looks at Peter with startled eyes, eyes asking: How on earth did you know?

- Oh, I know all about it. About the faxless payday loan, and this...THING Appletush. You can't keep them hidden you know! NO, ever time you apply for a loan of any kind of goes on your credit report my dear. Your credit report!

Consuela lets out an anguished cry, she runs up the stairs and slams the door. Appletush slams his own door, slams it open, the cry being enough of an invitation just like the short application for a faxless payday loan is enough to invite that monster into your bank account.

Here he stands

As the high APR of a faxless payday loan will surely catch your attention, Vargas Appletush strode into the Van Pants compound and caught the attention of everyone.

-I've come...for my wife. Not to collect on a past faxless payday loan she took out in my name, the event that sent me into a murderous rage and sent me thenceforth into the slammer, but to collect my wife. I love her, she is mine, I've tattooed her visage a dozen times on my quadriceps and like a faxless payday loan will will take whats mine - or I'll get the authorities to take it for me. Its your decision Peter. Your decision.

The half brothers in law glare at one another, each knowing full well what the other is capable of. Yes, while Vargas was caught and did the time of the murder, it was Peter who used the money from that long-ago faxless payday loan and it was Peter who actually pulled the trigger.

The standoff has begun!