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Instant Cash Loan - Android Love Makes His Move

Consuela Gauthier, mother, lover, french maid, half sister to Peter van Pants, ex-wife to Vargas Appletush who until recently held residence at the federal penitentiary - knew she needed an instant cash loan. By the way her young child screamed at night and struggled against its too-small clothes she knew she could not afford to wait until her next paycheck to make these natal purchases. As for late her employer - Beau Brits - has been a little stringent on the paychecks, a little late, a few dollars less than usual - the time was ripe for a instant cash loan and suddenly one arrived right in the nick of time.

Where the instant cash loan came from

The only problem was Consuela had yet to order her instant cash loan - there was no way an instant loan could come that fast, before her application was even finished. The doorbell rings and Consuela - baby in hand - goes into the foyer to answer. But when she arrives the door is already open, and standing in her hall is a strange, black-clothed man. The man stands idly waiting for some acknowledgment, carefully eyes a sculpture Consuela bought with an instant cash loan some years before. The man sees Consuela from the corner of his eye:

-Lovely piece.

- Yes, its a Pierre Descamps. Excuse me, but can I help you with something, or do you make it a habit of barging into people's homes?

-Oh, its a habit I suppose. So sorry...I trust you received the instant cash loan?

-You...you just sent me this advance?

-Oh! You already have that one. My my my, what magical things they are doing in the instant cash loan industry today - I ordered that loan nary fifteen minutes ago. No no no, I'm speaking about the OTHER cash advance, the one you received, oh, about when you had that lovely little boy.

- Its a girl.

- My mistake.

The two look at one another in the entrance hall, he significantly taller, but with her forwardness and stern composure her lack of height is more than compensated for.

- Im going to be blunt because - to be completely blunt - this is my house. I never invited you in here and frankly...I just don't trust you. Who are you?

-Oh, many apologies.

The man takes off his hat and sunglasses, revealing a missing eye and a head full of blazing red hair.

- My name is Andrew Byrnes. Also known as - ahem - Android Love. I think you've heard of me?

The incredible discovery of Android Love

Of course she had heard of him - Android Love was the man who sent her an instant cash loan when she went into labour. The man who hired JDJ Hochberger to look after Consuela even though the two vied for the effections of the same man, Peter van Pants! Consuela had even named her daughter after Android Love - Andrea Heart Gauthier. And now here he is, her personal saviour, standing before her with yet another instant cash loan the very second she needed it most. But rather than gratitude and relief - Consuela knew much better to believe in anything these days - Consuela just asked herself one question : What is this man doing here and what does he want from me?

- Im...Im sorry. Thank...thank you so much for the instant cash loan - now and before. But I have to ask...why are you doing this? Have I met you before? Do I...do I owe you any favors or something?

-Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, don't worry about that Consuela- you don't owe me anything. Its just...you have something I want.

Counsuela's arm tightens around her baby.

-Not to worry, if I wanted the child I would have taken her long before. No no, you have something else entirely, something I'm ...desperately searching for.

- What? What is it?

-Why, its your husband, Ms. Gauthier!

-My Husband? What...you don't mean...

-Yes ma'am, indeed I do. Vargas Appletush!