Paydays of Our Lives - Instant Cash Loans

Instant Cash Loans

Never take out instant cash loans if the mane behind the loans is your enemy. Thats what Sylvian Sylvian - Broadway acto extraordinairre - is telling himself right about now as he awakes in the barn beside Beau Brits' compund.

-Whoa, where am I? Ok ok. My name is Sylvian Sylvian, Im a Broadway actor. I enjoy wine tastings and walks through Battery Park and the sing-song melodies fo playing children and instant cash loans...gasp! Beau Brits!

The gig is up when you get instant cash loans from Beau

Sylvian Sylvian rolls around on his hay-bed, taking in his surroundings. A barn, no sunlight, sporadic shrieks and grumblings. there is a man in a leather jacket lying comatose beside him. Sylvian shakes the man. He wakes up.

-Hey, you take out instant cash loans from that bastard Beau too?

-Wha? Wait...where am I?

-God, I was hoping you could answer that exact same question.

-Did you say something about instant cash loans?

- Yes! What do you know?

-Oh MAN! He did this to me the last time I took out cash advances from him!

-Who?

-Oh, that damn Beau Brits - hes the only guy around these parts that can provided truly instant cash loans.

- Beau - I knew it! Hew, whats you'r name brother?

- Me? Im Bruce Davidge.

-Sylvian Sylvian.

The two men shake hands. A booming voice thunders from behind them.

-Great! Its good to see the two of you are making friends!

-Beau! Get me the hell out of here.

-Tut tut, Sylvian! Has Broadway taken away all your manners - or did you simply sell them to pay off your last instant cash loans?

Beau smirks, Beau gives the signal

Sylvian Sylvian and Bruce Davidge rise up simultaneously to face Beau.

-Beau, you can't do this to people just because they fail to repay their instant cash loans on time?

-Oh yeah? And who's gonna stop me? There aren't any laws saying i can't do this...there aren't any laws prohibiting me to charge whatever I want for my instant cash loans!

Beau had them - and the two men knew it. Unfortunately their past financial pressures proved greater than their financial judgments - they each took out instant cash loans they couldn't afford, and now they were paying the consequences.

- I'd suggest you boys settle down and make yourselves at home - because you aren't going anywhere. Like it or not...I OWN you.

-Oh yeah? And what are you gonna make us do?

_Oh, you'll see Mr. Davidge. You will see.