Paydays of Our Lives - Instant Payday Loan

Instant Payday Loan - Beau Takes A Powder

He's big, he's beautiful, he almost made the practice squad for the Houston Texans but was cut on the final day. Thing is, Beau Brits thought he had the job for sure and had already taken out an instant payday loan to celebrate! And with a salary like that you'd better believe he accessed more than a few hundred bucks in that instant payday loan.

Beau is in a jam with his instant payday loan

So there he stood, instant payday loan in one hand and the rejection letter in the other:

Dear Mr. Brits,

Thank you for your dedication and try out with the Houston Texans football team! While we enjoyed your amazingly striking good looks and the way you got so close under center while hiking the ball, we just don't see any room for an Adonis like you i our organization. You are too beautiful, our doctors fear football would place you and the world at a major loss! Thats too much risk for us to handle, and we're sorry but you will not play for our organization - ever! We invite you to stand sideline however and take six of our cheerleaders as brides - you are a man we all wish to be, and are not worth of your services.

Don't take out an instant payday loan just yet!

Sergio Delani

CEO, Houston Texans

Shivering with fear and rage, Beau slowly pocketed the instant payday loan. What in the world was he going to do with $1500? And how in the world was he supposed to repay the instant payday loan without a job?

Escaping on a technicality

Upon consultation with a lawyer Beau knew he had a good thing on his hands - since he was unemployed, and without a payday, there was no way his lender could collect on the instant payday loan! The collection date would never come! Thrilled to have escaped a major disaster with his poorly timed instant payday loan, Beau thanked the lawyer and merrily skipped from the room.

Alone in his office, the lawyer slowly took off his glasses, peeled off his wig...it was none other than Peter Van Pants!

-Good luck repaying that instant payday loan next friday, Mr. Brits! HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!