Paydays of Our Lives - Military Payday Loans

Military Payday Loans - To Reminisce

Oh, what a glorious day! Peter Van Pants and his half-sister/lover stroll idly through the Van Pants compound, pushing a baby buggy round and round the yard, inhaling the deep scents of spring. Ahhhhhhh.... inspiring, peaceful moments bringing the two souls into a state of remembrance. Remember when you and I we're sister and brother? Remember when the restraints of society frowned upon our love? What love? Oh...oh yes. Remember your years in the military Peter? ...Peter?

A flash back to war times and military personal loans

He was stationed outside of Honolulu, and then he was known an Corporal van Pants! Despite his being of the bourgeoisie the young corporal never had enough money around - and more often than not the day after his stipend arrived he'd apply for military payday loans and go Hawaiian hog wild! Oh, what he would do with those military payday loans:

He'd fix his Camaro, revving the engine as he blast down Ala Moana Boulevard.
He'd take out military payday loans and buy a weeks stay at a small cabin on the North Shore, hunkered down with wahines, food, and good times galore.
He'd pay his rent, his electricity bills, and $8 for his gallons of milk - all essentials on that tropical, far away military outpost at the edge of the civilized world.

But what he wanted most on that island was the one thing military payday loans could not give him - clemency. A hiding place. A means to avoid service on the front lines! No matter how many officials he tried to bribe with excessive military payday loans eventually his name was called and he was shipped off to fight for the American way - leaving only $300 in military payday loans in his frothing, white-capped wake.

A war. Bombs bursting. Victory. Return.

6 months later, Corporal Van Pants finally found himself back on his beloved island, having escaped the ravages of war. He returned, not even remembering the $300 in military payday loans and not recognizing the huge man pounding on his door the first morning after his return.

-Corporal Van Pants, you owe us $1,320 right now! Your military payday loans are over due, you're back, and now its time to collect.

A shiver of fear coursed his spine and forced him to the ground, twitching. $1,300 - my god. This truly is the heart of Darkness.

Peter? Peter are you all right?

What? What? A spring day. The compound. His lovely Consuela by his side. But the memory, oh the horrific memory!

- My apologies, I...I was just thinking about my military service. My...military payday loans. They still haunt me. They will forever haunt me.