Paydays of Our Lives - No Fax Payday Advances

No Fax Payday Advances - Sal's Best Friend

Sal Monella, head of the lecherous Minestrone crime family and once lover to Miss Consuela Gauthier, was on the lamb. Running - from the Feds who cased him relentlessly for unpaid parking tickets, from the denial of that once upon a time love and the bitter threats from that dog, Peter Van Pants! Sure he had no fax payday advances around - could apply anywhere there was an Internet connection - but despite the no fax payday advances Sal Monella felt utterly, impossibly alone.

Until he found a new breed of no fax payday advances that would literally change everything...

New no fax payday advances rehash old flames

It was Albequerque, in a two bedroom ranch house beneath the mountain, overlooking the dirt. Toying around on an old college roommates computer, Sal Monella found an offer for a new kind of no fax payday advances:

Delivery in less than a single hour.
Up to $1500 deposited directly into his anonymous account.
And no limitations on the number of loans to be taken out at any given time!

These newest breed of no fax payday advances instantly brought out the Sal of old days - he applied for six no fax payday advances, $9000 in total, under a variety of false names and occupations: Roger Balboa, carpenter; Leonard Nemoy, hairstylist; Elizabeth Delroy, masonry expert.

$9000 = Cha ching!

He made a few phone calls, went to lunch with the head of a nearby Indian casino and got in on the action. Within a few months, Sal Monella was once again a rich man - but all that while those no fax payday advances had been creeping up behind him, charging roll over fees equal to 600% APR!

Indeed, all the money he made was shunted right back to his six no fax payday advances charging him $3200 a month in fees, and soon enough he was on the run again, broke like never before, and needing his lost love with a renewed passion. I must have Consuela back, he swore, and I'll do it with or without these no fax payday advances!