Paydays of Our Lives - No Fax Payday Loan

No Fax Payday Loan - When No Means No

J.D.J Hochberger stares out her bedroom window, down to the pool-side lounge where her husband, Peter van Pants, gently lowers a laptop upon his half-siter Consuela Gautheir's thigh. JDJ watches the mouths move from a distance, not knowing whats going on but with the sneaking suspicion her husband, the man she loved and devoted years of her life to, was offering his half-sister a no fax payday loan!

JDJ is consumed by the no fax payday loan

How! Why? What reasons could Peter have for extending the passionate benefits or a no fax payday loan to the very woman JDJ couldn't trust?

was it lust? Was they animalistic attraction simply too much for him to overcome? Would they run together far away to a hidden Canadian cabin JDJ as of yet did not know about?
or could it be something else? Some ulterior motive for severing all times with his incestuous counterpart?

She stares through the window, watching mouths move and bodies reflect off the bright blue pool at night. A no fax payday loan? At this time of night? In their very own back yard - soft whispers, computer sharing! JDJ stands, swoons, and grasps the drapes for support, but her pregnant form is simply too much to bear and she falls - face first - to the cool Tuscan tiles!

Meanwhile, by the swimming pool

- Consuela, I want you to take out this no fax payday loan and leave. Disappear from my life! Im a ruined man!

- But Peter! A no fax payday loan? They are so expensive. So...so dangerous!

- Yes I know what comes with a no fax payday loan, Im not like those other men you've been seeing! Im no idiot Consuela. I know how this game works!

- Other men? You know I'd never....

- Lies! You lie to me right in front of my face like its nothing, like what we share is absolutely nothing!

Peter Van Pants tosses a sheet of paper onto the laptop, covering Consuela's view of her no fax payday loan application.

- Now you just try to tell me that's not seeing other men!

-Peter, this receipt could be for any no fax payday loan. You could have found this in a pinata and stole it from a little boy ( Consuela turns away, looks into the night)...or girl.

- Girl? Girl, what do you mean girl? This is about a no fax payday loan YOU took out with BRUCE! Look at me ( he grabs her and twists her toward him) Look at me! What do you mean by girl!?!?