Paydays of Our Lives - No Faxing Cash Advances

No Faxing Cash Advances

COURT IS IN SESSION

Coral Ridge stands in the back of the room and walks toward the prosecutor. She has already admitted that she has taken out no faxing cash advances and is ready to take her punishment.

Rocky Galaxy, the local news anchor, grabs his trusty notepad and quickly rushes to get in between Coral Ridge and the prosecutor. He calls out, "this will be my exclusive story on no faxing cash advances." The courtroom bursts into loud mayhem until the judge bangs his gavel of disgust.

"This court will come to order or you will all lose your access to no faxing cash advances ."

The courtroom grows silent and the prosecutor walks towards Coral with a look of lust.

"I am willing to make a deal with you if you tell this entire courtroom how you found no faxing cash advances and how we can also be a part of the good that they bring."

The courtroom begins to buzz again as Coral takes the stand. She begins slowly.

"It all began when I was undercover on a trip to the Bahamas. I was tailing one of the foreign operatives who had the formula for the elixir that was hailed as the fountain of youth for no faxing cash advances. I became lonely after drinking several Bahama Mama's and, I guess I blacked out at the blackjack table. The next thing I knew I was shackled to a chair in a deep dark dungeon of debt. My first instinct was to use my feminine wiles to gain my freedom, but, I later found out that it wouldn't be that easy. I would have to find a way to talk my way out of this predicament.

The door to the dungeon swung open and, to my dismay, in walked a man who called himself Mr. Payday. I tried to resist the temptations of no faxing cash advances, but, was quickly dismissed as he plied me with the options I had. When I left the room, I had the information I needed to get no faxing cash advances, but, it all seemed too easy. How could a woman who had vowed to stop the injustice of debt fall so far?, I'm so ashamed."

The prosecutor turned his gaze to Coral and began to console her. He began.

"Your honor, and the fine people of this courtroom, I would like to tell you of the bravery that Coral has exhibited in her quest to end her debt. She has done for no faxing cash advances what Bill Clinton did for lusty White House Affairs. She has legitimized them. And, for that, we, the great people of the United States thank her and bid her farewell."

Coral begins to cry and steps down from the stand. I shall always be a spokesperson for the legitimacy of no faxing cash advances.

Tune in next week for another gut wrenching story from As the Pay Day Turns........