Paydays of Our Lives - Payday Advance Loan

Payday Advance Loan - Andy Eliminates The Competition

What is a payday advance loan?

Fresh out of the big house, Andy "Android Love" Byrnes had no idea what a payday advance loan was or where to find one. He searched far and wide for resources to hire some contract killers, but was unable to come up with enough money. One night while drinking heavily at the local watering-hole, Andy bumped into the famed stealth assassins Justin and Jessie. They were famous for several reasons:

they were siamese twins
they were contract killers despite their developmental adversity
they were raised by bunnies in the Himalayas
they once tried to assassinate Lou Diamond Phillips

Justin and Jessie are well-known in the industry. They informed Andy that his best bet to come up with the money would be to take out a payday advance loan.

Andy replied, "But I have no credit. I spent the last few years in prison!"

Justin then turned to Jessie and grinned. Simultaneously they replied, "Good credit. Bad credit. No credit. The payday advance loan does not care. They simply take money out of your next check."

What to do? What to do?

Andy spent the whole night tossing and turning. He wasn't sure if a payday advance loan was right for him. He kept seeing the twins in his dream. He suddenly awoke in a pool of sweat screaming, "Payday advance loan, here I come."

As soon as he woke up that morning, he jumped on the Internet to do research. He simply typed payday advance loan in a search engine and thousands of results popped up instantaneously. He began to do some research and realized that he wouldn't even have to leave the confines of his own home. With the new no fax payday advance loan, you can handle everything from the comfort of your computer chair.

After just a few hours, he called the assassins. He thanked them for introducing him to the brilliant and easy to use payday advance loan. They grinned and said, "Where is our money?"

He held out a wad of cash and whispered, "Make it look like an accident."

They walked away giggling and singing a song about the beauty of the payday advance loan and the murder of Miss Gauthier.