Paydays of Our Lives - Payday Loan Online

Payday Loan Online - Friends Close, Enemies Closer

Peter Van Pants walks into Kristopher Karson's Bar and Grille with his compatriot, nemesis, enemy Beau. Its a boys night out, JDJ Hochberger is at home resting in bed after succumbing to a late night fainting spell and falling unwittingly upon her pregnant belly. Peter and Beau walk toward their usual table at the back of the restaurant. They order some payday loan online to get the night moving - gotta pay the cost to be the boss - and just as their financial aid arrives Peter sees them - his half-sister Consuela Gauthier, his secret lover, and that new hotshot Bruce Davidge!

Peter takes out a second payday loan online

- Waitress, will you please add another payday loan online to my tab and send it over to the two lovebirds in the corner?

- I'm sorry Mr. van Pants, but you can't take out another payday loan online without repaying the first.

- I don't care for Petes sakes! Here, heres my repayment! ( Peter throws $130 at the waitress - $100 loan, $30 in fees). Now get me another payday loan online sweetcheeks and send it to that table over there.

- Aww Pete, don't do this...

-Shut up, Beau. This isn't about you, this is about me...and him.

Bruce gets the payday loan online

Funds are wired instantly into Bruce's account - how? Why? He looks around the bar with a look of worry upon his face - he'd never take out a payday loan online, especially when hes still recovering fro the last payday loan he had from the pay period before! Bruce scans the bar and quickly sees Peter winking at him - Peter is obviously drunk.

- Consuela, I want you to get out of here. take the money from this payday loan online and go.

- But Bruce! Why in the world would I need a payday...

- Just do it! WELL well well, who do we have here?

Peter Van Pants stands towering over the table, head rolling and his balance questionable at best.

- One to many payday loan online, eh Pete?

- What do you think you are doing here with him?

- Hey Pete, thanks for the cash advance and all, but...

-What do you think you are doing here with HIM!

Peter Van Pants lunges across the table and grapples for Consuela's neck. She screams, escapes his jabbing hands and runs out the back door and into the sultry night.

- Jezebel! Strumpet! Ne'er do well vixen! No wonder you stopped using the payday loan online! You get all your cash advances from him!

- You are out of line Peter!

And Bruce Davidge slams Peter van Pants against the thick-laquered wooden wall smelling like decades of smoke.

- Here Pete. You can have your payday loan online. Consuela came here with me, and unless you can accept that I think you and I might have a little meeting.

- Are you THREATENING me, Mr. Davidge?

- No, Im making you a promise!