Paydays of Our Lives - Quick Cash Advance Loan

Quick Cash Advance Loan - Peter Finds A Child

It began just like any other morning for Vargas Appletush. He stood up in his small studio apartment, cracked open a few eggs, plopped down in from of the TV and turned on the nightly news. It was there, stuck in his couch and rubbing his tired limbs, that he saw it - the apple of his eye - reaching out to his nemesis Peter Van Pants. That child - Vargas thought. It looks so familiar! And its hunger for a quick cash advance loan ...NO!

Yes!

A quick cash advance loan was in fact the object of the baby's desire, but Peter Van Pants held the quick cash advance loan high above the child's grasping fingers. " No no," he says into the TV camera, " there fast personal loans are not toys to be played with." But that baby kept reaching, it needed to have that financial aid and it was willing to do whatever it took to get it. Kind of like its mother - or at least the mother Appletush had in his mind as he leapt from his couch and bolted for the front door. Could it be her? Could this be the product of their dangerous love? Was that the child of Consuela Gauthier?

No one else could take a quick cash advance loan like her

The tv crews were Peter's idea - the baby suddenly appeared on his door step that very same morning, cries only appeased by the constant suckling on a quick cash advance loan. Peter acted with the pure goodness of his heart, the heart of a man stomped upon in his continual advances on his sister, Consuela. She was pregnant - from another man, from another time and place before Peter's accident - but now the baby was gone. Miscarried she said, but Peter would never be sure. This baby he now held in front of the cameras vaguely resembled his sister's profile, but thats not enough to sway a jury. And indeed the young babe has an appetite for the quick cash advance loan only seen in Consuela. For whatever reason - more perfume, fresh apricots, a trip to Mazatlan and a seventeen-hour massage - that woman would take out a quick cash advance loan and go to town. Good god, how Peter Van Pants wanted her!

Exit cameramen, enter Vargas

Peter stood at the door waving good by to the television crews with the hand of his little new baby. Say good bye to the nice cameramen! Maybe your mommy will see you and come back!

As the vans drove away and Peter walked into his manse, he turned to slam the door. But a string tattooed hand shot forth from the outside and there - in the doorway to the Van Pants compound, covered in sweat and gasping for air, was a strange looking man Peter has never seen before in his life - Vargas Appletush!

- I've come...for the baby...who keeps reaching for a quick cash advance loan!

-Why, you scoundrel! You can;t have her! Who are you? How did you get past my guards!

- I'm the father!

-What? No, there is no way you are the father.

- Yes I am Van Pants and I have the quick cash advance loan to prove it.

Van Pants fell silent, not having any idea how this ragamuffin could prove - with a quick cash advance loan - that this child in Peter's arms was indeed his. Vargas pulls out a battered piece of paper and shoves it into Peter's soft hands.

- This is a receipt of a payday advance taken out by the mother of this baby.

Peter looks at the man skeptically, then looks down at the paper now trembling in his hands. He stops. There, on the page, is a single printed name and bank account number that he knows so well - Consuela Gauthier!