Paydays of Our Lives - Quick Cash Loan

Quick Cash Loan - Love Costs Double

Their's was a love affair that cfould wityhstand ANYTHING. Peter Van Pants would bring his wife - Julie Desiree Joanna Hochberger - a wonderfully expensive quick cash loan, and she'd accept, nuzzle her cheek up against his own and purr like a well-fed kitten, purrrrrrrrrrr! But for years now - ever since Peter Van Pants lost his memory ands began fondling his half-sister Consuela - things have certainly cooled between the two former lovers. Lets see them now!

Peter attemps a retribution - with yet another quick cash loan

- Oh JDJ! Guess what I have for you!

- I can only imagine.

-It's...a quick cash loan! Your favorite! Remember?

-Huh! Do you remember?

- Well...no. But you've told me a hundred times before about the times when I'd bring a quick cash loan to you,. how you always loved the instant access to actual cash no matter how grea your financial emergency, no matter how intense your financial blood was boiling.

- Oh Peter, just give it up!

- Give what up?

-Oh, I know what you're getting at here. You know, you really are a horrible liar. You are Android Love!

Peter stops. Android Love is the name of the person who gave Consuela Gauthier a quick cash loan in her moment of greatest personal need - when she went into unexpected labour with her child. Everyone know's about Android love, problem is...no one knows who he is!

-Preposterous! Why would I call myself Android Love? Why would I give Consuela a quick cash loan when I know full well just how much you and the kids need one?

-Because you love her, Peter Van Pants! Why can't you just admit that you love her more than me, the wife who stood by as you lost your memory, lost your job, and lost our entire savings! You've ruined my life, Peter Van Pants! Take your goddamned quick cash loan and leave!

Peter, Peter...where will you go?

Peter, his advances neglected, slowly moved toward the door. A sobbing JDJ Hochberger stands wee[ing in the corner over the quick cash loan no resting silently, motionlessly, on the tiles ground. Peter reaches the door.

- Peter wait.

He turns slowly, finally facing his wife, red streaks burning themselves down from her eyes. She holds out the quick cash loan before her.

- You forgot to bring this back to...Consuela.

- Don't do this JDJ, I have no where else to go.

- Get out.

- JDJ please..

- GET OUT!

Peter van Pants takes his well-intended quick cash loan and leaves the room. Julie Desiree Joanna watches he ex-husband leave her room, not crumbling to the ground and stifling a horrific lament until he disappears over the horizon.